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Unit of beauty required to launch one ship milli-Helen
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup Won ton
Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier Mach Turtle
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it’s less filling 1 lite year
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone 1 Rod Serling
Half of a large intestine 1 semicolon
1,000,000 aches 1 megahurtz
Weight an evangelist carries with God 1 billigram
Basic unit of laryngitis 1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes A straight line
Time between slipping on a peel and hitting the pavement 1 bananosecond
A half-bath 1 demijohn
1 million microphones 1 phone
1 million phones 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles 2 megacycles
365.25 days 1 unicycle
2000 mockingbirds 2 kilomockingbirds
10 cards 1 decacards
1 millionth of a fish 1 microfiche
1 trillion pins 1 terrapin
1 million billion picolos 1 gigolo
10 rations 1 decoration
10 millipedes 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents 1 decadent
10 monologues 5 dialogues
5 dialogues 1 decalogue
2 monograms 1 diagram
8 nickels 2 paradigms
2 wharves 1 paradox

 

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