| Unit of beauty required to launch one ship |
milli-Helen |
| Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter |
Eskimo Pi |
| 2000 pounds of Chinese soup |
Won ton |
| Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier |
Mach Turtle |
| Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour |
Knot-furlong |
| 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it’s less filling |
1 lite year |
| 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone |
1 Rod Serling |
| Half of a large intestine |
1 semicolon |
| 1,000,000 aches |
1 megahurtz |
| Weight an evangelist carries with God |
1 billigram |
| Basic unit of laryngitis |
1 hoarsepower |
| Shortest distance between two jokes |
A straight line |
| Time between slipping on a peel and hitting the pavement |
1 bananosecond |
| A half-bath |
1 demijohn |
| 1 million microphones |
1 phone |
| 1 million phones |
1 megaphone |
| 1 million bicycles |
2 megacycles |
| 365.25 days |
1 unicycle |
| 2000 mockingbirds |
2 kilomockingbirds |
| 10 cards |
1 decacards |
| 1 millionth of a fish |
1 microfiche |
| 1 trillion pins |
1 terrapin |
| 1 million billion picolos |
1 gigolo |
| 10 rations |
1 decoration |
| 10 millipedes |
1 centipede |
| 3 1/3 tridents |
1 decadent |
| 10 monologues |
5 dialogues |
| 5 dialogues |
1 decalogue |
| 2 monograms |
1 diagram |
| 8 nickels |
2 paradigms |
| 2 wharves |
1 paradox |
